An unlikely duo will form in the depths of Arkham!
Table of Contents
Fun Parts
Stupid Parts
Paraphrase of The Week
Important Parts
Batman Eternal Drinking Game
Fun Parts
- Bane/Alfred teamup
- Alfred breaking up the Bane/Alfred teamup
Silly Bane, your intimidation cannot harm me, I’m Alfred bitch.
Stupid Parts
- Logic gap alleging Batman couldn’t do something. I don’t know if the fact that he ends up doing it later anyways fixed this issue or worsened it
Paraphrase of The Week
Julia: Batman, you totally can’t get out of the Arkham Crater, the police are guarding all exits. I’ll map out the tunnels so you can find a way out through the collapsed underground remains of Arkham somehow.
Batman: Sure thing Julia, just let me spartan kick Joker’s Daughter in the chest first. Actually, forget the tedious tunnel crawling. I’ll go up to where the police are, demolish a few well known villains before they escape, and have the police surround me.
Julia: But Batman, the police are surrounding you.
Batman: Oh, that? I’ll just flash bang all of them with sonics from the Batplane you shouldn’t have forgotten was there the whole time. And now I go.
You can’t do that Batman! Oh, let me never doubt you again.
Important Parts
- Batman knows where Hush is and will hopefully confront him in the next issue. Hopefully
- Hush is about to wail on Spoiler
- Haven’t seen Bard in a while, wonder what he’s doing
- I should have mentioned that Alfred might be crushed in the last issue, but I forgot he was in there. He’s fine now, chillin’ in a mini Batcave downtown
Batman Eternal Drinking Game
So close.
