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ANTiFanfix: Batman Eternal #31 “Review”

An unlikely duo will form in the depths of Arkham!

Table of Contents
Fun Parts
Stupid Parts
Paraphrase of The Week
Important Parts
Batman Eternal Drinking Game

Fun Parts

  • Bane/Alfred teamup
  • Alfred breaking up the Bane/Alfred teamup
Silly Bane, your intimidation cannot harm me, I'm Alfred bitch.

Silly Bane, your intimidation cannot harm me, I’m Alfred bitch.

Stupid Parts

  • Logic gap alleging Batman couldn’t do something. I don’t know if the fact that he ends up doing it later anyways fixed this issue or worsened it

Paraphrase of The Week

Julia: Batman, you totally can’t get out of the Arkham Crater, the police are guarding all exits. I’ll map out the tunnels so you can find a way out through the collapsed underground remains of Arkham somehow.
Batman: Sure thing Julia, just let me spartan kick Joker’s Daughter in the chest first.  Actually, forget the tedious tunnel crawling. I’ll go up to where the police are, demolish a few well known villains before they escape, and have the police surround me.
Julia: But Batman, the police are surrounding you.
Batman: Oh, that? I’ll just flash bang all of them with sonics from the Batplane you shouldn’t have forgotten was there the whole time. And now I go.

You can't do that Batman!  Oh, let me never doubt you again.

You can’t do that Batman! Oh, let me never doubt you again.

Important Parts

  • Batman knows where Hush is and will hopefully confront him in the next issue. Hopefully
  • Hush is about to wail on Spoiler
  • Haven’t seen Bard in a while, wonder what he’s doing
  • I should have mentioned that Alfred might be crushed in the last issue, but I forgot he was in there. He’s fine now, chillin’ in a mini Batcave downtown

Batman Eternal Drinking Game

So close.

So close.

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Shane

Rookie comic reader, occasional "reviewer". When he's not reading comics he's playing Xbox and building igloos. Follow him on Twitter @Toonie_Fox