Bandage Man hates Batman Man, if they had a fight, who would win?
Table of Contents
Fun Parts
Stupid Parts
Paraphrase of The Week
Important Parts
Looks like everyone can be right. Julia can kick Hush’s ass, AND get her ass kicked as well.
Fun Parts
- Bruce Wayne’s life intersecting Batman’s. In this case his empire falling all around him
- Hush being paid to advertise the new season of Game of Thrones
Hush sitting on his way more functional Iron Throne.
Stupid Parts
- The federal government’s flaky logic behind taking over Wayne eEnterprises
- Batman crushes a bomb detonator, which disarms the bombs
It’s a good thing crushing the detonator disarms the bombs instead of nothing, or blowing them up even.
Paraphrase of The Week
Feds: We’re taking control of Wayne Enterprises because you’re not doing a good job of stopping Batman’s Wayne Enterprise caches from blowing up.
Wayne Ent. : What’s stopping anybody from doing anything? The location of the caches are in the newspaper. Go stop it right now if that’s what you want to accomplish.
This is from last issue. This isn’t a difficult concept to grasp people. If you’re a normal person and you hear these places are blowing up, stay away from them. If you feel that it is in your job description to save people, make sure no one goes there to blow it up!
Important Parts
- Batman and Hush have a probably-final fight, Batman wins
- Wayne Enterprises and all of Bruce’s stuff has been taken over by the federal government because of don’t think about it too much
- Batman finds out that Hush was one of the people invited to Gotham to ruin his life, and he’s totally shocked he’s not the super duper mastermind. WHO IS IT?
Brother-like dude taking off his trenchcoat to have a final hand to hand battle with you and also having explosives set just in case? This is Metal Gear Solid all over again except there’s no damsel in distress.
Look Ma, I’m Cyclops. I mean “ow, my face”.
You DO have a secret identity, you can be a liiitle more subtle I think.
